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When I was getting ready to head out to go to another party, my girlfriend and her friend decided to stay. A big guy came out of the bathroom, saying to my girlfriend, “I wouldn’t go in there. There was a little girl in here before me, and she stunk it up really bad.” I said, “Well, I guess I won’t go before hitting the road.”

As I was getting on the I-15 at 9:20 p.m., before the fireworks started and ahead of traffic, my girlfriend called and said, “It’s good you didn’t use the bathroom. It smelled horrible. I almost couldn’t stand it. And when I walked out, a woman said it was from the big guy before me. I told her it was a kid before him. She didn’t buy it. Then a guy went in there to use it, and he ran out and started dry-heaving in the kitchen sink. He said it was the worst thing he’d ever smelled.”

I was laughing at the thought of this guy assuming it was my girlfriend. And I was happy that it wasn’t just the traffic that I missed.

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pete78 Nov. 11, 2008 @ 1:17 a.m.

Jesus H. Christ that looks like a s*y party. Where do you find this s?

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bluenwhitegokart Nov. 23, 2008 @ 4:01 a.m.

It beats working for a living, Pete. I, too, am jealous of Josh. ;o)

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rickeysays Nov. 27, 2008 @ 2:43 p.m.

I've heard of blaming it on the dog, but not on the little girl. Maybe he was mad because she beat him at horse. Good thing you didn't play her. More humiliation.

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