San Diego Reader

A drunk guy came over to grab a piece of pizza and said, "Who the hell are you guys supposed to be?" I said, "This is getting ridiculous. Do I need to sing?" I started singing, "They say we're young and we don't know/ Won't find out untiiiil we grow." My date was reluctant to sing her verse, so I sang it. She joined in when I got to the chorus: "Babe...I got you babe."

A few people laughed. He looked over at them confused and then back at us. "I still don't know."

I said to Cher, "Do we need to do another song?"

The guy said, "I don't watch a lot of TV."

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