"Did you have a brother named Lewis?" she asked. "I remember you. When you were four years old, you used to always show me bugs and maggots." I replied, "I always knew how to impress the girls."
Then it hit me. I said, "Shari! It was you! When I was five, you tied me up with a jump rope...to Alan. We tried getting away and fell down. I broke my arm." Her jaw dropped. "Oh, my god! I remember that. I broke your little arm. I'm so sorry."
I laughed and said, "You'll be hearing from my lawyer. I need to find out if there's a statute of limitations on this."
As everyone looked at us as if we were crazy, I said, "Let's make a deal. If we get together in the future and you tie me up, just don't break any appendages."
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