Tuesday, October 3
Joyce Meyer: Enjoying Everyday Life
CA4SD 12:00 p.m. Yay. Joyce Meyer wants to teach me how to enjoy life. Here, all this time, I thought icy bourbon, the headstrong invulnerability of cocaine, and a table full of my friends in a Bangkok strip club were fun, but Joyce tells me that it's all about quilting, cats, and Lemon Zinger tea. I've been so wrong all this time. According to Joyce, I've never really enjoyed life. How embarrassing.
Wednesday, October 4
Proof Positive: Evidence of the Paranormal
SCIFI 10:00 a.m. Every show on the Sci-Fi Channel should, in the spirit of honesty, be called Afraid to Talk to Girls .