San Diego Reader

When Aerosmith appears at Coors Amphitheatre tonight, "under no circumstances will the purchase of alcoholic beverages be allowed as a show expense." They want the hospitality room stocked with chicken tikka pieces with yogurt and mint dip, turkey sandwiches ("on whole wheat"), Medjool dates, corn on the cob ("cooked three minutes only"), an assortment of fat-free fresh-baked muffins ("no 7-11"), and "no pressed meat or processed cheese." They also need contact info on hand for "a throat specialist, a physician fully qualified in internal medicine, osteo-podiatrist and a licensed chiropractor." (From thesmokinggun.com.)