Tuesday, March 21
Real Housewives of Orange County
BRAVO 10:00 p.m. This reeks of the shoulder-pad '80s, when cocaine, European cars, and flipped up pastel collars were the only thing that could get you laid. I can't wait until the grunge, dirty blue jeans, and watery American beer days come back around and -- thank you, God -- I'll be cool again.
Wednesday, March 22
Dennis DeYoung: The Music of Styx With Symphony Orchestra
PBS 8:00 p.m. If this concert was an hors d'oeuvre and it was handed to me at a party, I'd have two choices: force it down with teary eyes and pray that it didn't come back up or graciously accept it, sneak it into my pocket, and deposit it in a nearby planter.