Tuesday, July 25
Christ in The City
EWTN 8:00 p.m. Now, they're just trying to trick people into watching. Sure, Sarah Jessica Parker looks fantastic in that robe and those sandals, but that old blonde one's potty mouth isn't convincing anyone she's an apostle.
Wednesday, July 26
Rock 'N' Roll Marathon
CA4SD 8:30 p.m. This reminds me: Why are all charity events tests of endurance? Couldn't I raise the money for water heads and hair lips and then do what I do naturally for long stretches of time...sit in a bar and badmouth the other patrons? People could watch me sit and sponsor each of my insults or shots of tequila. My idea is much more inclusive than the standard charity triathlon.
Thursday, July 27
World Series of Darts
ESPN2 9:00 p.m. Yeah, we REALLY needed that second ESPN channel.