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I remembered a guy I worked with at the post office who had a small scar on his arm, and he had a tattoo of a lightning bolt put over it. I asked her if she thought about doing something like that. She said, "I don't want a tattoo."

As we were talking, Penis Boy showed up. I asked him what time it was. He said, "I can't read my watch. Can you tell what time it is?" As I glanced at his arm, which was at his waist, I noticed he had his penis hanging over it. Someone told him to keep it in his pants, and he said, "He's the party guy. I'm sure he's seen dicks before."

Crash your party? Call 619-235-3000 x421 and leave an invitation for Josh Board.

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