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The headline would have to read, "B-Movie Actor Clint Eastwood Killed by Ape Costar."

Thursday, May 26

A World of Art: Works in Progress

ITV, 9:30 p.m.

David Bowie plays Andy Warhol in the movie Basquiat.

The scenes with Bowie in a silver wig and swishing around as my favorite artist have so affected me that I've taken to doing impersonations of Bowie as Warhol in my day-to-day life. When I'm hungry, I stand in front of my refrigerator with my knees close together and my forearms out at right angles from my sides, and in the stereotypical, effeminate gay voice I say, "Gee, I don't know. Do I want a roast beef sandwich for lunch? Bruno, do you have any cash? I just don't know what looks good anymore" to no one in particular or to a passing roommate.

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