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Tuesday, April 12

Closer

On DVD

We just got this in the mail. It's a "Julia Roberts is pissed off about something" movie, but we haven't watched that. My roommates and I have worn away the section of the disc where Natalie Portman strips, but the rest of the movie is a mystery to us. We're going to burn that strip-club section to a new DVD and send the original back.

Wednesday, April 13

Switching Sexes: The Aftermath

Discovery Health Channel, 7:00 p.m.

In my little hillbilly hometown, if you are arrested and cannot afford an attorney, a six-foot-tall, pre-op transsexual with a five-o'clock shadow and a Dolly Parton wig is appointed to your case. The inmates lovingly refer to her as "The Gender-Bender Public Defender." I'm not making that up.

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