Matthew Lickona 1 p.m., March 7
Hilarious: this is a film in which the bad guys plan to capitalize on the popularity of Discovery Channel’s Shark Week by selling “the hardcore shit,” i.e., video of sharks actually eating people. But the film itself is tame enough to pick up a PG-13 rating. Even more hilarious: a noble black man wading into the water while brandishing an honest-to-jungle spear, saying, “West Baltimore rules: they take out one of yours, you take out one of theirs.” The 3-D tiger shark is, however, momentarily scary. 2011.
— Matthew Lickona
- Rated PG-13 | 1 hour, 35 minutes
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