5 p.m., Feb. 26
Frozen Sing Along
Because your little girl simply will not stop singing "Let it Go" and "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" you are seized with the faint and entirely unreasonable hope that taking her to see this sing-along version will somehow sate her appetite. She will join with the movie for an ecstatic instant, and then sink blissfully into silence. But you are wrong. This? This is gasoline on a fire. 2014.