Scott Marks 12:30 p.m., March 22
Bordello of Blood
- Rated R
I feel like I'm in a bad Tales from the Crypt episode, notes the wisecracking P.I. on a missing-person case. He's almost right. It's a bad Tales from the Crypt feature film, a pun-happy romp in a mortuary-cum-whorehouse (hence, "getting stiff among the stiffs," and so forth), whose madam is immodestly identified as the Mother of All Vampires. With Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak, Angie Everhart, Chris Sarandon, Corey Feldman; directed by Gilbert Adler. 1996.