Matthew Lickona 1:30 p.m., May 27
- Rated R | 1 hour, 29 minutes
- Official website
Poor Elizabeth Halsey. She needs $10,000 for new boobs, the kind big enough to attract a sugar daddy by sheer gravitational pull. But, alas, she’s just a poor teacher, in every sense of the word. Whatever will she do? Doesn’t matter, really: the point here is hearing Cameron Diaz talk dirty and act bitchy and dress slutty and smoke weed and still come out smelling like a rose. Jason Segel adds heart and some laughs as a chunky, slacker gym teacher. 2011.