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Heartbreakers
Witless, long-winded comedy about a mother-daughter team of con artists named Conners. That's a sample. The seven-inch semi-erect penis that gets broken off a statue, twice, is another and another and another. Miles of cleavage (if that's how it's measured), though the fifty-one-year-old Sigourney Weaver can't keep pace with twenty-one and top-heavy Jennifer Love Hewitt. Gene Hackman has the only amusing moments, in the part of a tobacco tycoon who's his own best customer and worst advertisement. With Ray Liotta, Jason Lee, Anne Bancroft; directed by David Mirkin. 2001.
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MPAA Rating: PG-13
