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Dood......I rilly, RILLY, hope that you take this in a hopey-changey sorta way: your formatting, scratch that, your poem (sic)- or is it (sick)? - was already wayyyy "fuxxed" up. (Willow told me how to "format" this). Why doncha get on my Twit site and pick up some pointers on how to rilly connect with your audience? Or maybe think about comin' up here to the Land of AK and chill if you will? Would probly help your career like it has mine! I bet I could getcha on my new show, especially if you're into carvin' turkeys, like you say. You should see the size of the ones we got up here. Don't bring Ginger though, ok? By the way, what's an Obecian? Some fatso liberal socialist, I'm guessing. Thanks for your support, Rio.— December 21, 2010 2:10 p.m.
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Well, I'm glad as all get out that you liked it! Truth be known, I got that from an elf who lives nearby....us bein' so far north and all. Didja know you can actually see the North Pole from here? It's true! We used to have some really coocoo Christmas parties, but I finally had to give that up 'cause I got tired of havin' to go out and look for a new job the next day. Speaking of which, I gotta run - Bristol's been havin' a hard time with her abstinence lessons. TTFN. PS— December 2, 2010 4:38 p.m.
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Oh, heck, MsG, don't go gettin' yer tinsel in a tangle......trust me on this one - I know a quitter when I see one, and he ain't it!! Have a nice vacation, Reefer Guy!!!— December 2, 2010 4:04 p.m.
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Re # 25: Oops.......never mind.— November 12, 2010 11:05 a.m.
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Re # 24: Boy, I hear ya on the high-class probs! If you're serious about findin' somethin' ta wear, I still got closets and closets fulla houty-touty stuff that was forced on me a coupla years ago. I could make ya a pretty good deal, maybe in exchange for some agitat........umm, I mean, CAMPAIGNIN' you could help us with. You sound like just the kind of true American gal we need to get our country back from the commies. Whattya say, Mins?— November 12, 2010 11:04 a.m.
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Re # 23: Golly gee, the mama grrrrrizzlies are out in full force! Got ta celebrate that! Didja know that Ted Bundy was a good ol' family values Republican? If he was still here, I'm certain he'd be a proud tea-bagger today!— November 12, 2010 10:59 a.m.
Encinitas City Council Candidate Tony Kranz Accused of “Attack”
A heartfelt howdy-do to you, SP, from up here in the grate state of Alaskuh. I been keepin' my eye on ya, and thank ya for your kind offer. Two things, tho, and puhleeze don't take 'em personal. One, grandchildren!!?? Heck, I ain't done churnin' up my own butter yet! And two, we just got rid of one stray mutt that followed Bris home, we're not about to take in another! But we apprishyate your offer. Maybe I'll see ya when I go see Trisger in Encenadas for that burger he's ravin' about. - PS— November 3, 2010 3:53 p.m.
Encinitas City Council Candidate Tony Kranz Accused of “Attack”
Hey there, Rajah, thanks for gettin' back with me. Boy, I hear ya about those sore losers (sp?). I got so much attention after I kicked that Katey Currik broad's buttooski that I'm thinkin' about askin' her to be my runnin' grizzly in 2012. Not that I'm doin' that, ok? Those burgers that the UPS guys like sound pretty darn good, allright. Put one aside with my name on it, k? Ya ever try mixin' in a little salmon with it? I can getcha some. Oh, by the way, Todd was tellin' me that we already have a kid named Track. I just shucky-darn forgot, what with that dang liberal media always makin' such a fuss over that scumboy Levi and my angel Crystal, uh, BRISTOL! Ok, Roggie, gotta run, we're goin' down to Mitt's tonight to brush up on palm-writin'. Keep those signs raised!— November 3, 2010 1:23 p.m.
Encinitas City Council Candidate Tony Kranz Accused of “Attack”
Hiya, Roger - first of all, let me tell ya how gosh-darned proud of you we all are up here! You're doin' the race proud - got to celebrate it! Oh, and I love that you named your son "Tristan". Looks like we might have something in common, what with me havin' "Trig" and all. So, I was thinkin' that I could help ya refudiate these nut cases that're all wee-wee'd up over this patriotic thingy that you're doin' down there in your great pro-America town. My buddy Joe's got some guys he can loan ya, for a small fee, of course, who should be able to help ya loose these loosers. Or is it looze? I can never seem to get that one right, doncha know? Well, anyway Rogestan, keep on track (memo to Todd - put that down as our next kid's name - Track!!) beat the tar outta these b**tards and don't fergit to Shoot the Moose! (wink, wink)— November 2, 2010 11:54 a.m.