SDSU to reassess new emphasis on traditional Aztec symbolism in wake of recent gang-rape charges

“Look, nobody’s suggesting that our team uniforms and school mascot actually led anybody to commit a gang rape,” says SDSU Football Brand Manager Sarah Booster. “But the descriptions that are coming out about the alleged events of that evening last October with three Aztec players and a drunk 17-year old aren’t pretty. Piercings and earrings torn out…geez. So yeah, we’re reassessing our emphasis on the Aztec calendars, which helped to dictate the times and seasons for human sacrifice. It may be that it is, at the moment, literally not a good look.”