Former member of Padres’ Bod Pad Squad may have deep-sixed Dodgers ace.

“Love is blind,” said baseball great Yoga Berry, “but it still knows which team its rooting for.” Which makes it all the more mysterious how Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Trevor Bauer, recipient of maybe the richest single-season contract in history, wound up in bed with a woman who’d been booted from the Padres Pad Squad for her fling with Padres star Fernando Tatis, Jr., and who later hooked up with Padres pitcher Mike Clevinger. “Where I come from,” said Padres fan H. Art Brekke, “that’s known as ‘sleeping with the enemy.’ This guy could have had any number of Las Angels,” as the Dodgers’ groupies are known. “He’s the Big Dog! And instead, he goes after someone who couldn’t be any closer to playing for the other team without actually suiting up — and he has violent sex with her to boot! LA already sticks it to San Diego just about every year. Leave it on the field, man. Anyway, I’m just glad the league keeps extending his leave while her case against him goes through the courts. With any luck, he still won’t be around when we face them on the 25th.”