CDC pleads with San Diegans not to take advantage of incredible deals on covid-19 vaccine - with no waiting!

“Look, everybody knows that Big Pharma is a scam,” says Ronald Pillpopper, an Imperial Beach resident who has traveled to Tijuana to get his coronavirus vaccine “without having to go through all the hassle and red tape they’ve got in the States.” He points to the sharp discrepancy between TJ and the US in prices for insulin as an example. “Just crazy. People need that stuff to live, but because of our broken healthcare system, you’re paying $3700 for a three-month supply in the US, and $600 in Mexico. So I’m supposed to listen to the American medical establishment tell me where and when to get vaccinated during a pandemic? I don’t think so. Hell, the CDC started out telling everyone not to wear masks. Then they refused to comment on the potential for super spreader events at all the protests. Then you had all these political people turning public health into some kind of political football, saying they wouldn’t trust a Trump vaccine or some shit. I’m done with all of it. The Viagra I get down here works just fine, so I’m betting this will, too.”