The Surreal McCoy’s final masterpiece?

The Eye is Deceitful Above All Things

“Is that a dolphin in your pupil, or are you just unable to see me?”

Former Convadium Curator Wanker: “The loss to Miami featured four interceptions, including a pick-six with the score tied and a minute to play. Small wonder that McCoy, an artist and coach clearly in the throes of desperation, has lashed out at normally accurate quarterback Philip Rivers. Of course, now that there isn’t going to be a Convadium, there isn’t going to be a Convadium gallery, and so I suspect this is the end for The Surreal McCoy. It’s a shame, really; he had such talent and promise. Maybe there will be a decent arts building at whatever university he winds up at next season."

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