Top Five Gems

Top Five Gems from recent posts on the San Diego Musicians webpage at craigslist.org:

"CD artwork...can provide samples on speculum."

"Metal guitarist looking to form or join group...not into Cookie Monster sounding vocals."

"Death metal tuba...looking to increase my tuba resumé experience."

"Every day that goes by without a gig, [I] get closer to killing everyone in my neighborhood."

"We don't suck...if you suck, try out for the Locust."