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Power corrupts

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Billboard image from leaked proposal from SDG&E marketing department regarding planned attack on San Diego Community Power. Proposal argues, "As Arthur C. Clarke noted, 'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.' Electricity, while hardly new, is still a mystery to the vast majority of people. All they know is that it makes their lives possible. And as everyone knows, Prince Adam becomes He-Man through the magical Power of Greyskull, but that magic manifests itself as bolts of lightning — electricity. The cartoon above makes it very clear that it can be disastrous if that magic falls into the wrong, uncomprehending hands, and that it should therefore be handled only by the true Masters of the Universe — namely, us."

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