Nature joins antifa, burns large swaths of California in protest

Fiery and Not at All Peaceful

Nature: “I mean, from my perspective, no particular individual lives of any kind really matter. But life itself? That matters. And the planet is growing increasingly uninhabitable for, you know, living things. It’s time for you fat, comfortable human-type people to increase the peace and reduce the use. If I have to incinerate the entire West Coast to make myself heard, so be it. All y’all can rest in power for all I care. But enough with the systematic abuse of me, okay? Besides, I’m sure insurance will cover whatever damage I do. That’s what it’s for!”

Nature: “I mean, from my perspective, no particular individual lives of any kind really matter. But life itself? That matters. And the planet is growing increasingly uninhabitable for, you know, living things. It’s time for you fat, comfortable human-type people to increase the peace and reduce the use. If I have to incinerate the entire West Coast to make myself heard, so be it. All y’all can rest in power for all I care. But enough with the systematic abuse of me, okay? Besides, I’m sure insurance will cover whatever damage I do. That’s what it’s for!”

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