Disney: Lego of our IP!

Anonymous Legoland employee: “Remember, no one imagined that adorable little Anakin Skywalker would ever grow up to be the evil Lord Vader, brutal enforcer for a tyrannical Empire. Just so, did anyone suspect that sweet little Steamboat Willie would ever become the face of a corporate monstrosity that controls nearly all of our entertainment? People loved our miniland. Disneyland’s Star Wars attraction, not so much. Now here we are. Or rather, here we were. Long live the rebellion!”