"Porn has already shown them everything!"

NO, NOT REALLY — “Thanks to PornHub.com, 12-year-old kids already know about fisting, felching, scat play, trannys, grannys, Georgy Porgy Orgies, and all the rest of it,” laments concerned mother Chastity Rose (above right) as she protests San Diego Unifed's so-called comprehensive sexual health curriculum. "Now they need to be taught what to do with all that data; how to turn the mechanical rutting they see online every day into something human, meaningful, and even intimate. San Diego Unified’s timid and tepid current curriculum reminds me of an ostrich hiding its head in the sand, and no, that’s not a fetish euphemism.”

And while Rose was protesting outside District offices, Porn star Lisa Ann was inside testifying before the San Diego Unified School Board. “Oh yeah, I have 12, 13, 14 year-olds coming up to me, I mean, they’ll walk up to me in public and say, ‘Can we f--k?’ I’m like, ‘How old are you? You must click the box that says you’re 18,’ and they all just giggle and giggle and giggle. And I just say to them, ‘Listen, what you see on those sites will probably never happen for you. So don’t ask a girl to do it and don’t think that’s what sex is really about.’ Someone has to be realistic with them. And someone has to tell them that that’s not what a girl their age is going to do.”*

*Actual statement made by Lisa Ann to Jon Ronson in The Butterfly Effect: Who Really Pays the Price for Free Porn?