San Diego odd jobs

Balboa Park art restorers, manicurist with brains, SDSU earthquake expert, the danger at 7-Eleven, why leather shoes, Broadway shoe shiner, lawyer clothes

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By Various Authors

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Sept. 4, 2017

Portrait of a Woman had arrived with a murky yellow coat of varnish and with 300 years’ accumulation of dirt. (David Covey)

Preserving the Masters

One day when he was on the top of the scaffolding in one comer of the hall, he came upon an inscription on a battle flag. It read, cerca trova — he who seeks shall find. “I took it personally,” said Asmus, “and kept on looking.” At last he did find signs of the Leonardo. A small hole was drilled and traces uncovered; but Leonardo’s battle scene had been scraped away, a victim of political censorship.

By Amy Chu, April 26, 1979 | Read full article

“Give ’em to me,” she says, reaching for my fingers. “Just let me have ’em.” (Paul Stachelek)

Annalisa’s File

"A lady came for a pedicure. She took off her shoes and walked across the tile floor. Her toenails looked like dog claws. I swear to you. They were yellow. They curled down over her toes. They clicked. I looked at her and thought, ‘Oh God, I can’t let you walk around like that.’ Her toenails were incredibly thick. And her cuticle had grown over her nails. It took me over two hours to file it off."

By Judith Moore, Dec. 22, 1988 | Read full article

Geology tools. “Fossils are pretty things." Kern stirs the collection of inch-high, pale pink cones with his index finger. “Aren’t those wonderful?” (Paul Stachelek)

Under a Rock

The major seismic threats to San Diego, Kern conjectures are the Coronado Banks fault zone, which runs north and south a few miles offshore; the well-known Rose Canyon fault, in the Morena area of the city, slicing into the ocean at La Jolla Shores, which may be connected to the Inglewood fault; and the Elsinore fault, running north and south through the Dulzura area of East County and curving oceanward in Los Angeles.

By Mary Lang, May 11, 1989 | Read full article

Clifford Newman: “Lady, that’s a good way to get yourself killed!” He glanced past her shoulder, pretending to see someone behind her. (Dave Allen)

You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry, You'll Wonder What the Hell Is This?

"Yeah, it was like — as a child conspirator — I’m going to work tonight, and they won’t be able to kill me tonight. I bet they can’t kill me tonight! One time, a guy was standin’ there, holdin’ a gun on me, and I jumped on the counter on my hands and knees and barked at him like a dog. He put the gun on the counter and backed out of the store.”

If You Can Sell Shoes, You Can Sell Anything

“Plastic doesn't breathe. Plastic burns my feet. Lot of people have that reaction to it. Now with cloth, you have a shoe made out of that, it loses its shape in no time at all. Leather tends to hold its shape. The nice real soft glove leather, which is too soft, you put it on and you say, oh beautiful, but it won’t hold the foot and you need something that will hold the foot."

By Judith Moore, Nov. 21, 1991 | Read full article

The director was escorted outside and asked to leave. Someone must have taken him home that night, but no one in the cast ever saw him again. (Doug Allen)

Break a Leg

In 1993, Hal Holbrook was performing King Lear in the title role. Tom Hall, a San Diego actor, likes to tell the story. Hal came on too soon and started a completely different scene. When he noticed another character, played by Bill Anton, onstage, Hal realized he was in the wrong scene. He blurted out, “Oops, excuse me." In the next scene he got a standing ovation. Only Hal Holbrook could elicit such a response.

By John Moore, Oct. 5, 1995 | Read full article

Gene Williams at the Ascot Shop in La Jolla (Sandy Huffaker, Jr.)

The Boots Are Looking Better Now

“I do this for the cause, the family cause. And I’m good at it. I’ve had people come to me and tell me I’m the best. But if I was forced to do it, I wouldn’t be that good anymore. You understand that? There’s a part of me that could drop it anytime. Just walk away. But I still choose to hang on a little bit longer ... a little bit longer. I’ve got 'mad money' in a coffee can.”

By John Brizzolara, Aug. 15, 1996 | Read full article

Gerald Davee. “When I’m trying a jury case, I wear no jewelry of any kind except maybe a watch and my ring." (Sandy Huffaker, Jr.)

The District Attorney Is a Pretty Good Dresser

“If I’m going to a settlement conference before a judge, and I’ve got a big case, and I want a lot of money, I don't go in looking like some pauper. I go looking like a guy in his best suit that deserves the money, that has money, gets money, and has a reputation for getting money. That’s the impression you want to create. It’s different than for a jury. For a settlement, I’d be happy to go in wearing the best suit I have.”

By Leslie Ryland, Jan. 29, 1998 | Read full article

Don Madison and Otis. “I haven’t really trained Otis to do that. It’s in his blood." (Sandy Huffaker, Jr.)

Get Out

“The driver said, 'We hunt where we want to hunt,' and I heard a click. I've been around guns long enough to recognize the sound of a gun being cocked. The guy in the passenger seat had the potato chip bag on his lap and his hand was inside of it, holding a gun. I said, ‘I wouldn’t make any sudden moves. The guy behind the bush over there’s got a 12-gauge on you right now.’”

By Ernie Grimm, April 22, 1999 | Read full article

You’re tired, and they’re still 18.

He’s a Teaching Machine

Matson adds that some teachers are hardly innocent. “I have known adjuncts that have stolen equipment, like projectors and VCRs, and their rationalization is that the school they work for owes it to them. The school steals from them, they figure. And it gives them the option, a 40- or 50-year-old man, ‘If you don’t like it, go out on the street and beg.’ Then the rationalization, ‘I’ll steal from you.’”

By Joe Deegan, April 22, 1999 | Read full article

San Diego recreation map. "Most of the maps in America are not readable."

Color My World

Among the Hesses’ collection are a reproduction of a 15th-century ports map of the Mediterranean, the original colorfully painted on hide; a 19th-century street map of Berlin, with a florid cartouche, bordered with etchings of the city’s most significant buildings; a 19th-century map of Africa, all but the coastline completely blank; and a USGS map of Oceanside from the 1890s, the city a small dot near the huge Agua Hedionda ranch.

By Linda Nevin, June 24, 1999 | Read full article

Hishem Ghali: "I sometimes wonder if we made the right decision."

American Cabstand

He has an interesting appreciation of the city and its landmarks. He knows, for example, that Anglo drivers tend to work Sea World, Russians and Iranians, the airport. As we drive around town he shows me the Afghani drivers at the Hyatt near Seaport Village, the Somali drivers waiting outside Santa Fe Depot. Hotel Circle is heavily Iranian, but the Marriott beside the Convention Center is, like the zoo, worked by everyone.

By Abe Opincar, August 17, 2000 | Read full article

I’d rise at 5:30, leave my ugly rented condo on Adobe Falls Road in Mission Valley, and put on a Jerky Boys–style madras sport coat.

Dialin' and Crying

Each day, I’d rise at 5:30, leave my ugly rented condo on Adobe Falls Road in Mission Valley, and put on a Jerky Boys–style madras sport coat with clashing tie. I fought the La Jolla “Village” traffic to start work at 6:30, left at 11:30 to lift weights at the gym, and returned in the afternoon for another five-hour session. I was buoyed somewhat by an initial sale or two, but I was soon burned out.

By Moss Gropen, June 29, 2000 | Read full article

Eye Doc

“I think a lot of blind people feel they have to validate their lives or — that you can financially take care of yourself, not be on Social Security Insurance (SSI), that you can dress yourself. People make comments; they’re surprised that my clothes match. They’re not interested in my intelligence or my independence and experience as a counselor, but that I’m dressed. Or my guide dog — they’ll remember my dog’s name, but not my name.”

By Robert Kumpel, Feb 22, 2001 | Read full article

Greg Boss received $2600 in the Presidential limousine settlement. (Joe Klein)

Don’t Puke in My Limo

Sometimes passengers get out of the limousine at an illegal spot, such as halfway around the corner in an intersection. "And you've got the drivers who let the clients dictate to them. The client will say, 'We want to get out here.' See, a lot of times chauffeurs are so concerned about their gratuities that they let the clients run the show instead of telling them, 'No, that will get me a ticket.'”

By Joe Deegan, April 1, 2004 | Read full article

Javier Mejía Quezada (foreground): "We don't charge. We work for whatever they want to give us. Sometimes they give us a quarter, sometimes just two pesos. Sometimes it's nothing, and that's fine." (Joe Klein)

I Can't Make a Living Doing Only This

"There was a lady that came walking up with a bucket. She said that she wanted to send 50,000. I thought, '50,000 pesos [$5000] is a lot of money for this old lady to be carrying around the city in a bucket.' But it wasn't 50,000 pesos, it was 50,000 dollars. And this lady was more than 80 years old. She had sold her house, and she was carrying around the money in a bucket.”

By Ernie Grimm, August 5, 2004 | Read full article