Donald Trump promises, if elected, he'll send U.S. Special Forces to recover American jobs being held on foreign soil

Donald Trump spoke to a sellout crowd at the San Diego Convention Center yesterday, telling Republican supporters that he is the only choice for a country on the verge of disintegration.

“Entropy is the law of the universe, my fellow Americans. As the poet William Butler Yeats put it in his great work, ‘The Second Coming,’ ‘Things fall apart; the center cannot hold.’

"The Great American Experiment cannot succeed as the Great World Experiment, because the world does not share our ideals. Also, there’s just not enough stuff to go around for everyone to do things the way we do. But I digress.

"If we do not have clear borders, if we do not give our first attention to our own people, if we continue to spend our resources on those who fear, resent, or mock us, then we are not a nation. My campaign to Make America Great Again is a rescue mission, not unlike the mission conducted by super soldier John Rambo. And like Rambo, I will do whatever it takes. Because as Rambo so memorably put it, 'Fuck the world!’"