Special interactive feature: help us choose the drug-related cop joke

Dear Reader readers:

We just couldn't decide which was the better aspect of the Officers Charpentier case: the (alleged) fact that married police officers needed to sell hydrocodone to supplement the notoriously low pay offered by the San Diego Police Department, or the (alleged) fact that married police officers needed to take opiates themselves in order to tolerate the SDPD's notoriously low morale.

So we're including both, and inviting you to pick. Cast your vote in the comments!