Butt-Cracked

My friends and I have a game that we invented in our group. It’s called “butt-cracked.” Being butt-cracked is when you accidentally see someone bent over with pants that don’t fit well and you see a little bit of their rear end. We all try to trick each other into looking at someone that is accidentally butt-cracking you. Once you start doing it, you would be surprised at how many people walk around in pants that don’t fit. You can also say that you’ve been butt-cracked if something didn’t turn out the way you wanted...like you bought Lotto tickets but lost.

Jeromy Barella | Age: 28 | Occupation: Food Critic | Lives in: O.B.