Gems

from recent posts on the San Diego Musicians page at craigslist:

“Female Vocalist: I love to sing [but] I dont have a way to do it without irritating the neighbors of my apartment complex…maybe a band?”

“Free Demo Reviews: I’ll write that your great even if you suck…I can’t get you a record deal but I want free demos.”

“Old farts band (Chula Vista) looking for other moldy oldies just like me in their 60s…[I] want to jam with other geriatric rockers.”

“Drummer available…must be punk. I [sic] not very good yet.”

“Political Hip-Hop…

Obama would like us if Obama liked hip-hop. Which he does…. He’s lying about that.”

“Band plays for beer…or [for] $50 but you better twist us some doobage.”

“For U2 and Springsteen fans…you have shitty taste in music.”

“Top secret tribute band…starting blink 182 tribute…if you steal this idea, I’ll sue you.”

– Jay Allen Sanford