Crappucino

My slang word has a two-fold meaning. The first is the origin of how I came up with it. I work as a barista at a coffee place that isn’t Starbucks, and I started saying “crappuccino” as a way to describe the drinks and make fun of the people that would come in and order our blended drinks. They want coffee so they get some sugary, blended drink with everything but coffee in it. It’s just a cup of crap, hence, crappuccino. Now I also use it as a way to avoid cussing in front of my two kids.

Anissa Gray | Age: 34 | Occupation: Narrator/Barista | Lives: Normal Heights