Suck Knob

The “suck knob” is a myth I have created with bands, performers, and entertainers. I do sound at bars and events and stuff, and I set up their equipment. I got so sick of being asked to make them sound better than they were so I started saying that I would make sure and turn the suck knob down, like it was this magical thing. Turning the suck knob down means making everything sound a little better, making everything look a little better, and being in a happier place. If you turn the suck knob down on your life, you don’t have hangovers or have to pay bills.

Sean Ferrell | Age: 29 | Occupation: Sound Engineer | Lives: Logan Heights