Clonuts

I do not like Krispy Kreme. All of their donuts look like creepy little clones of each other, so I call them clonuts. Where I come from we have Dunkin Donuts. The donuts are beautiful, individual, sloppy...delicious. They don’t come out of a space vat or anything; they’re handmade. Krispy Kreme, not so much. They are almost alien. The same goes for those packages of donut gems or really anything that isn’t a natural donut. Clonuts should be avoided.

Jenn Coker | Age: 32 | Occupation: Editor | Lives: Serra Mesa