Beaner Man vs. Dirty Sanchez

On a new episode of his Mind of Mencia TV show, comedian Carlos Mencia aired P.O.D.'s first new music video to feature returning guitarist Marcos Curiel. The song is not from their upcoming new album; it's a superhero spoof done with Mencia called "Beaner Man." Among the lyrics:

"Found out he was super, when he farted flames out of his pooper/ He can't get a job, he doesn't have a green card/ Don't be surprised if you see him working your yard/ He wants to teach in an English department/ He fits a hundred in his studio apartment."

Beaner Man ("I'll save you all! I'm only five feet tall!") has fart-powered flight, wrist guns that shoot hot sauce and tequila, and the ability to impregnate women instantly with a kiss. The video gets truly bizarre when former South Bay resident and actor Mario Lopez shows up as villain "Dirty Sanchez," which is slang for a sex act. After Beaner Man wins the battle, "Now all he wants is a taco." The video has been uploaded to YouTube.

P.O.D. is recording a new album for Columbia Records. Curiel left the band in 2003 and rejoined in December 2006. P.O.D. appears tomorrow at the Sports Arena.