Pints for the Pirates

Jimmy Buffett, who appears at Coors Amphitheatre tonight, requires in his dressing room a case of Coronitas beer and four Balance Bars. He wants another half case of Corona at stage left, and the band bus gets a six-pack each of Budweiser and Bud Light, two six-packs of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, a four-pack of Guinness Pub Draught, and a six-pack of "local microbrewed beer." An additional "two cold Coronas" are required for "Jimmy's car." If Buffett doesn't get a 90-minute sound check, "Artist shall be paid full compensation without the necessity of performing." (From thesmokinggun.com.)