You Are What You Eat...

When Fiona Apple appears at the House of Blues on Monday, November 28, her contract states she "presents an extremely dynamic, yet subtle show and consequently will require a state-of-the-art sound system." She wants her dressing room stocked with a 12-pack of Naya water, four bottles of Snapple lemonade, a six-pack of ginger ale ("iced"), a bowl of mixed nuts, four red Fuji apples, four ripe bananas, one kiwi, one ripe papaya, pita bread with organic hummus ("covered"), and chips with fresh salsa ("not from a jar"). She'd like her tour bus stocked with six sodas ("three Pepsi, three Coke") and "unless otherwise instructed, no piano tuner will be required for this show."