When Dionne Warwick

When Dionne Warwick performs at Sycuan today, Thursday, January 20, her dressing room requirements include a TV ("21 inch, color"), a telephone, six hangers ("wooden"), a full-length mirror, six ashtrays ("glass"), and a "private toilet." Paper plates are forbidden, only real dishes are allowed. The request for "two bottles of Cristal Champagne per concert" is accompanied by a capitalized, underlined caveat warning, "No substitutions."

Hot hors d'oeuvres must not contain seafood or mushrooms. The limo bringing her to the engagement must be "dark colored (never white)" and furnished with a phone, TV, minibar, and chauffeur.