Almost Factual News Entries for May, 2013


Encinitas bans plastic bags, sets sights on banning plastic people

"Local communities have to take steps to prevent this kind of blight and pollution from ruining them completely."

"Someone has to take a stand," said longtime Encinitas resident Sunshine Lollipop Rainbow. "Encinitas used to be a beautiful beach ...

Black Spider-Man: threat or menace?

Web-slinger robs two East County gas stations, flees on bicycle to confuse police. TRYING TO BREATHE AMID THE NOXIOUS FUMES OF JJJ's CIGAR AND SMUGNESS - "At last," crowed Daily Bugle publisher ...

San Diego stays classy

San Diego TV news program does non-story on sequel to film about San Diego TV news program that does non-stories

Has the singularity been achieved? Big Story! 10 NEWS SAN DIEGO - Anchorman Bill Griffith began the May 24 non-story ...

Camp Pendleton Memorial Day celebration includes monument to military suicides

Giant hole in the ground intended to signify "black pit of despair" that swallows over 6,000 veterans each year Camp Pendleton's Black Hole memorial, seen from above "Last year," says Camp Pendleton Director of Memorial Day Ceremonies Lawrence ...

Boy Scouts of America: "Obviously, we're going to have to re-think the Bear Scout badge."

"Especially since we're not allowing gay scout leaders yet."

Yoga = Satanism

Lawsuit seeks to stop Encinitas schoolchildren from school-implemented worship of Baphomet disguised as healthful exercise

If you can't see Satan in the above series of Ashtanga yoga poses, then you're not looking hard enough. "I'm ...

Hey, Sailor meme leaks text of fired Navy XO's "inappropriate" emails to female subordinates

"Allen Maestas' conduct may have been unbecoming, but it was still hilarious."

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Papa Doug Manchester changes name to Big Poppa D, announces formation of hip-hop record label UTSounDs

Septuagenarian rapper/producer hosts dope jam with fly honeys to kick off new career

Some media outlets reported Big Poppa D's coming-out party as a birthday jam for old Papa Doug, but here's the ...


SDSU's Lavender Graduation excludes student involved in long-term relationship with his dog.

"Maybe after the Supreme Court upholds gay marriage, we'll have the courage to stamp out zoophobia." Rex San Diego ...

Filner on Fletcher: "There's no such thing as independent."

Mayor on former opponent: "I'm proud that he finally found the courage to come out as a Democrat."

A year ago, former congressman Nathan Fletcher left the Republican party and declared himself an Indepdenent. "I'm leaving an environment ...

As I Lay Dying bandmates react to news of lead singer's arrest

"Looking back, all the signs were there."

Local metal band As I Lay Dying was dealt a blow yesterday when lead singer (and self-professed Christian) Tim Lambesis ...

Scripps Ranch students sell Dirty Dancing 2 to Annapurna Pictures based on twerking video

EXCLUSIVE! Concept posters leaked to SD on the QT!

Annapurna pictures, which distributed the teensploitation hit Spring Breakers earlier this year, has announced plans to produce and distribute Dirty ...

SDSU sororities get in on the offensive party-wear action

First, there was UCSD's infamous Compton Cookout. Next came Cal State San Marcos's Cholas Chowdown, in which members of the ...

Mitt Romney signs on as San Diego-Tijuana Olympics consultant

Former Presidential Candidate and savior of the '02 Winter Olympics agrees to help - but several hurdles remain

When people think of Mitt Romney, they think of his failed attempt to unseat President Barack Obama in the 2012 ...

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