Not to elude to a previous post but it all seems to happen while out having a cigarette. It's almost as if the smoke attracts strange events. I'm standing outside of my apartment taking in the fresh air and carcinogens …

November 22, 2009 A.D.C. Hello, my fine Uprighters. My apologies for my brief hi-cat-us. I do have reasons for it, though, which I will gladly share with you. First, I have been taking care of Two Legs for a while. …

Story: I don't know if any of you have trouble receiving mail on a daily basis, even if just wasted trees littered with advertisements on the faces of them. I'm sure this is a problem in many other places but …

It always happens when I'm out subtracting seven minutes from my life. I bet if I spent more time staring out my windows I'd be a blogging fiend. Buses running past both sides of my apartment- I live in a …