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Logic of the Moronic
Well that is funny and bizarre. Maybe the player is the coach's secret lovechild. Judging by his name he certainly seems to have the right equipment.— December 9, 2007 3:45 a.m.
Making Fun of Parents
Haha, I could never in a million years make fun of my dad and get away with it. He'd accompany the stern voice with a slipper.— December 9, 2007 3:43 a.m.
Check Please
Old women can be surprisingly efficiant especially when it comes to beating up muggers. Have a good sleep.— December 7, 2007 11:51 a.m.
Celebrities Privacy
Hahahaha, good for Baldwin. I agree there is a limit but invasion of privacy is one of the pitfalls of fame. Also how many people really want to see the celebrity 24/? Publicity shots will do for me.— December 6, 2007 11:54 a.m.
Cuts Like a Knife
What always beats me is: How can anyone have the guts to saw their arm off in the first place and how they can do it efficiantly with a crappy wee pen knife. It must take hours!— December 4, 2007 11:37 a.m.
Being Sick Sucks
Next time you could improvise and use a whoopee cushion.— November 28, 2007 10:05 a.m.
Being Sick Sucks
Ewww. You'd be better off with one of those cholostomy bags and a catheter attatched to your nostril.— November 27, 2007 11:44 a.m.
Overrated Movies
Never mind Brolin getting chased by a pitbull. I had to chase one myself today with a big innoculation needle.— November 26, 2007 10:57 a.m.
Trying to Watch TV
I did a lot of research into plasma screens and found although the quality is brilliant at first, the pixels fade after a while. The old cathode ray tube screens are still the best.— November 26, 2007 10:55 a.m.
Trying to Watch TV
The logos appearing on films and the wee mascots running at the bottom of the screen doesn't happen in the uk but it does in Europe and they are usually huge and brightly coloured. TV just plain sucks right now. Its gone the same way as politics.— November 25, 2007 3:08 p.m.