What If

Ok, I admit it. You've got me confused, girl! Two days ago you said that you hated the "stupid jerks" on this site, and have elevated yourself to hangin' with the likes of Charlie Sheen, Ruth Buzzi, and Rosie O'Donnell. Pretty lofty company you're keepin' there, Tweetheart. You came back to offer a coupla lines of sentiment to an old chum, and then went on to talk about yourself and how you were exploited here by those pseudos: . . (My kind of manipulation!!) The Reader just wan't your "thang", and you were "too dumb to know it". Looks like maybe you've wised up again, 'cuz here ya are, like ya never left. I admire that in a gal, reminds me of home, and as I've always said, there's a place for you on my staff whenever you see the light. Keep on twittin', and we'll hook up soon..... Parah
— November 21, 2011 2:56 p.m.

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