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Escape the Tape -- An Airline Horror Story
I sometimes suspect that if you're willing to show that you're going to be difficult, that you can get away with more.— November 1, 2008 9:32 p.m.
Cinema Valore - Religulous
You guys touched upon everything I wondered about the movie. I will definitely be a regular watcher. Also, AntiG is right... THIS TIME! *cue dramatic music*— November 1, 2008 9:25 p.m.
The Girlfriend, Part Deux
No, no. Here are some REAL tips. 1. Spray on Shark Repellent (tm). 2. Eat them first. (Works for me.) 3. I like the one about not going in the water while bleeding. You're always bleeding rectally.— October 6, 2008 7:12 p.m.
The Girl You Want
Josh... WE are a couple and WE never argue. Hmmm? P.S. Why do you keep trying to convince us that you date women? P.P.S. What is an "orea"? A gland? The difference between three years is knowing them longer, and yes, a personality forming. It's the difference between super-duper devestating and tsunami-style devastation. It's like saying "infinity plus one." It's still infinity.— October 6, 2008 7:07 p.m.
Choke and a Bluecoat Shot
I want to see your 23-pound cat!— October 6, 2008 6:59 p.m.
Roller Derby Is Crack (and Cracked Bones)
Hey, Board! When's your girlfriend gonna put on skates? We know she's already got the fishnets...— October 6, 2008 6:57 p.m.
Top 10 Overrated Movies
1. Watch Training Day. 2. You are so right about Scarface. A weak movie about a dude that cannot find enough dope to stop lusting after his own sister. Of course, people want to emulate him. (There's a great t shirt of Homer Simpson eating a donut, parodying the movie poster, called "Crumbface.") I finally got around to watching it as an adult. When it was over, I was left wondering what everybody was talking about. My reaction was, "And..."? 3. Loved Dusk Til Dawn. Poke at it, if you will, but I love the idea of those two plots converging. 4. Apocalypse Now: I agree the original was overhyped, but the complete version made it a great movie. 5. To me, Crash earned a variety of ratings throughout the movie. It would vacillate from great to bad, and points in between. 6. It's too bad that you did not get to experience The Others by watching it, and let it naturally unfold. Even if you did guess the ending, it was very well done. 7.— September 12, 2008 9:37 p.m.
Dive Bar Dwellers
1. Who HASN'T wanted to slap Josh Board? 2. THIS ISN'T AUTOGRAPH MAGAZINE!!! 3. You running the train off of the rails makes me want to slap you!— August 29, 2008 10:36 a.m.
That Jokes Old
I usually get compliments on my forwards. That is because the forwards I get really have to make me "lol" before they are passed. Even a smirk, or "that's amusing" is not enough. This is because of those people that send, as you said, that joke you started hearing in the 4th grade.— August 7, 2008 10:39 p.m.
Friends Don't Let Friends....Do Stupid Things
Board! Listen to Fred when he tells you to listen to Fumber. Also, the only reason you remember taking your girlfriend to Tio Leo's ten months ago is that it's the only time you've ever taken her out. Any other night, it's Swanson's and Wheel of Fortune. I miss your girlfriend.— August 7, 2008 10:33 p.m.