Mr. D’s Cocktail Lounge
Mr. D’s has it all for cheap (ask about the coffee tequila special), but the standout beverage at this deep Chula dive is the Border Jumper ($7.50 or $5.25 during happy hour). A frontera-land retort to the Irish Car Bomb, the Jumper launches a shot glass of Hornitos into a pint of Flashpoint (generic energy drink) and garnishes it with a splash of cranberry juice. Slam it like you mean it, because the second sip is guaranteed to be ruder than the first. Chase it with a two-dollar Tecate on Tuesdays or get loose to live banda tunes on Fridays.