“Behold the face of a traitor!” cried Bishop McElroy as he gripped Sipe’s desiccated head and addressed a stunned congregation. “Sure, I sat on the damning information he gave me, but only because he delivered it in an underhanded fashion, via a process server posing as a donor, after I told him I was too busy to meet! And what does he do? He posts it on his website, condemning me to a life of insignificance in this unintellectual, unimportant backwater nothing of a diocese!” He then instructed St. Lukewarm pastor Fr. Charles Chucklehead to mount the head above the church’s door, “where it can serve as both welcome to our friends and warning to our foes, as in the days of old.”