Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s the rematch of the century! Mitt “The Gentleman Governor” Romney, the La Jolla Lightning Bolt, The 47% Solution, Old Sobersides, The Mormon Manhandler, will once again face off against Donald “The Donald” Trump, the Pounding President-Elect, the Tower of Power, El Gropo, the Terror of Twitter! Everyone said The Donald was done with Romney, that his resounding victory in their campaign clash was a all the victory a novice politician could hope for against such a polished pro. But Romney kept up his offensive outside the ring, sounding off again and again about the Champ’s unfitness, until “The Orange George Foreman” could stand it no more! It’s the supersequel you didn’t know you needed to see!
Posted December 1, 2016