The Bern Bros in full effect. Many attendees at this impromptu frathouse rally spoke glowingly of Sanders’ speech, especially since he gave it while slinging back two solo cups’ worth of Natty Light. But none were able to recall any particulars of his proposal for reforming the banking industry, or anything else, for that matter.
“It was like, really loud,” recalls sophomore Chad Hang. “But Bernie was bringing it, I assure you. Why do you think it was so loud? Three cheers for the Bernmeister!"