A teachable moment. “This is how late-stage capitalism works,” cried a jubilant but concerned Sanders from his inflatable raft atop a sea of hard-partying supporters. “You, the laborers, all are expected to find satisfaction in keeping me, the capitalist, afloat. But I’m not looking down at you in gratitude. Instead, I’m using my unique, privileged vantage point to scope out the two hotties from AXO who are making out in the VIP room. Qui bono? Me bono! And then I have the nerve to tell you that you should be happy about that. Just how high does the establishment think you are?"