In the movie, she handed me some popcorn. I found that more of it was landing on my lap and chest than in my mouth. I realized I was still holding the bag of Tostitos I took from the party.

When I had to go to the bathroom, I could barely walk. The usher cleaning the hallway looked at me as if I was one of those dizzy people who barfed during The Blair Witch Project.

The movie was horrible.

I remembered Howard Stern saying he saw 2001 while on acid, and he thought the computer was talking to him. I would think that being drunk would make a silly comedy like this funnier. The opposite happened.

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STEFFERZ Jan. 10, 2009 @ 7:57 p.m.

Those are My girls....How I miss them. Much Love from NYC!!!! And you should go to one of their parties at the beach! Slip and Slide, twister, inflatable palm tree, Blinged out Beer Funnel, kiddie pool full of beer, jello shots....lots and lots of jello shots, and BBQ.


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