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Wednesday, April 9
America’s Next Top Model
CW 8:00 p.m.

It’s estimated that over eight million people have an eating disorder. Twenty-one percent of the population smokes cigarettes. One hundred percent of parody TV article writers wish Tyra Banks would shut the hell up and take her top off.

Thursday, April 10
American Idol
FOX 8:00 p.m.

121,480,019 people voted in the 2004 presidential election. That same year, 65,000,000 people voted Fantasia Borrino in as the new American Idol, which allows multiple votes per person and voting from people under 18. As goofy and sideways as we are, more of us still voted in the election than for American Idol. God bless these United States.

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