We've got the sun in the morning and the moon at night.

Hey Matt

What's the difference between a sunroof and a moonroof on a car?

-- Jay, Bay Park

Grandma Alice has a message for you. "Tell him the difference is like day and night!" She's still cackling over that one. Hasn't laughed so hard since she got the first incoming call on her Boy George "Karma Chameleon" animated plastic telephone, with extendable tongue and lifelike plastic dragonfly (TV special, only $69.95!). Actually, that may say as much about Boy's career as Grandma's sense of humor.

So, a sunroof: a hole in the roof with a retractable metal cover. A moonroof: a hole in the roof with a retractable glass cover (and sunshade). That's it? Okey-dokey. Grandma sure got mileage out of it.